The Curse Of The Ipis Magnet
(With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility)

I went downstairs at about 2am to pee, and when I opened the door to the bathroom, there was a freakin' cockroach hanging around the floor.

Kung nabigyan ako ng pagkakataon na pumili ng isang uri ng insekto na pwede nang maglaho sa mundo, wala nang isip-isip, IPIS.

Una sa lahat, gross talaga ang mga ipis...(pero may space sila sa blog ko)...na kung naging contestant ako sa Fear Factor, at yun ang task na binigay ni Joe Rogan, I will immediately quit.

Right away, I dived for the insect spray (my best friend), and showered the cockroach with too much loooove.

Pangalawa, ang mga ipis, walang sinasanto ang mga yan. Lalo na yung mga lumilipad. Dadapo yan KAHIT SAAN. Eeeek, they're so scary!!!

The roach's world went upside down, as her body turned upside down also. Her feet were smashing against the cold bathroom floor, trying to gain its balance amidst the continuous shower from her enemy. After many more minutes (the insect spray used was not Baygon, just some cheap brand), she met her untimely death.

Meron talaga akong issues sa mga ipis, nung bata kasi ako, nalakaran ako ng ipis sa aking chest - ang part kung saan kitang kita ko pa di ba??? Ayun, forever nang tumatak yun sa utak ko kaya forever scared din ako sa mga ipis. ;)

This is my curse.